Meet the cast!
Eric Cartman
--First there's Cartman. He farts fire and has gotten an alien anal probe. He claims to be "big-boned",
but everyone calls him fat. Claims to have been in Vietnam.
Kyle Broslofski
--Then there's Kyle. He likes to cuss, and his little brother, Ike, looks like a football. Kyle's favorite
game is "Kick the Baby."
Kenny McKormick
--Next is Kenny. He's cool. He always wears a hooded coat and the only people that can understand what he's saying are the
characters in the show.
Stan Marsh
--Lastly is Stan. He throws up whenever Wendy Testeberger talks to him. He wants to make "sweet love." Wants to be a "dirty little bastard."
Then there are the supporting characters!
--The Chef likes to watch "Sanford and Son" and his favorite food is Salisbury Steak. He also believes in extra-terrestrial life.
--The cows are thought to be the most intelligent beings of Earth by the aliens. They took part in the killing of Kenny.
--The bus driver, Ms. Crabtree, is a fat bitch. She screams a lot too.
--Cartman's Mom also thinks that Cartman is "big-boned," and she seems to be very cheerful.
--Meet Stan's Uncle Jimbo. He loves to hunt and has very strange hunting techniques.
--This is Jimbo's friend Ned. He sings "Kumbaya" and doesn't want to use guns anymore. He blew up Jimbo's Hummer.
--Skuzzlebutt. He has Patrick Duffy for a leg aand a piece of celery for his right hand. Stan killed him after saving his group from the lava.
--Officer Barbrady is the typical police officer. He always tells people that "There's nothing to see here."
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South Park: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny
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